Everyone loves to hate Facebook. I went a step further and made fun of Facebook on Facebook in a ten part sarcastic post series. Every day I picked an annoying type of Facebook post and wrote a post in that style. Read my ten types of annoying Facebook posts below, but be warned of massive sarcasm.
Day 1: Oops, I thought this was my diary
Note: Some kind people thought I was actually depressed and commented nice things. I sent them messages so they wouldn't worry.
Day 2: Guilt sharing
Day 3: Faux open invitations
Day 4: Vaguebooking
Day 5: Facebook games
Note: I think that Farmville may have hit its peak in my middle school days when my friends would send me endless requests. Candy Crush Saga may be a more modern equivalent.
Day 6: Hate overload
Note: I was very careful to pick a subject of hate that would not offend anyone. Thankfully, Kim Kardashian is socially acceptable to hate and famous enough that everyone knows who she is.
Day 7: Campaigners whose exclusive strategy for promoting their ideal is attacking the opposition and its supporters
Note: I wrote this the morning after the Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton debate. The timing couldn't have been better. Too bad this is my first election to vote in.
Day 8: Excessive food and lifestyle photography
Day 9: Quote cliches
Day 10: Vainbooking
Note: These pictures do not reflect my normal appearance.
A Non-Sarcastic Conclusion
I will ask you the final question, just like I asked my Facebook friends.
If you use Facebook, what keeps you logging in every day? What things do you see on Facebook that are good?
Write your thoughts directly below in the comments. I and your fellow readers would love to hear what you think.